|
Post by garyu on Jun 17, 2020 19:06:06 GMT
Played yesterday (1st time out)...got thru front 9 before my Cartilage-free knees started barking..
|
|
|
Post by Merpes on Jun 17, 2020 21:08:57 GMT
Played yesterday (1st time out of the closet)...got thru front 9 before my Cartilage-free knees started barking.. None of us believe this was your first time. Hawkdad has the anus reconstructive surgery as proof.
|
|
|
Post by lari on Jun 17, 2020 21:12:32 GMT
I forgot one important thing about midsummer weekend: sausage. Very important.
|
|
|
Post by Merpes on Jun 17, 2020 21:39:53 GMT
You like the little itty bitty sausages or the big ones?
|
|
|
Post by garyu on Jun 17, 2020 21:55:47 GMT
You like the little itty bitty sausages or the big ones? You know. It depends on the orifice.
|
|
|
Post by lari on Jun 22, 2020 16:18:49 GMT
I shot a 55 on the front nine Saturday, including an eleven on a narrow par-4 (OB + three shots to get off a sand trap, and necessary throwing of clubs). But bought four beers and stormed back on the back nine and shot a great (for me) 41 (~4.5-5.0 under HCP level, I'm shooting around 20HCP this year, if lucky, but I didn't return all cards so I don't know if I'm actually closer to 25 by now in real skill which is probably a ~10 shot decrease to my "prime"). I have never shot 82, so that would have been crazy, so good thing I didn't drink right from the beginning...
I usually don't drink much out golfing, but conclusion is clear - beer is good. Drink it. Makes sex last longer too.
|
|
|
Post by garyu on Jun 22, 2020 17:54:44 GMT
Take a lesson.
|
|
|
Post by lari on Jun 22, 2020 18:05:15 GMT
My club pro said I have hands of an orangutan. I mentioned it's not the only thing I have that's like an orangutan. And no, I'm not really sure what that means myself.
|
|
|
Post by lari on Jun 22, 2020 18:14:21 GMT
Possibly my red body hair / pubes. He seemed intrigued.
|
|
|
Post by garyu on Jun 22, 2020 20:36:45 GMT
My club pro said I have hands of an orangutan. I mentioned it's not the only thing I have that's like an orangutan. And no, I'm not really sure what that means myself. Your mouth I'd guess.
|
|
|
Post by Merpes on Jun 22, 2020 22:35:20 GMT
Orangutans don’t wear clothes so that’s another thing in common.
|
|
|
Post by lari on Jun 23, 2020 7:19:45 GMT
That's only because of the pandemic.
|
|
|
Post by Merpes on Jun 23, 2020 12:04:31 GMT
That is one effective way to ensure everyone stays at least 6 feet away from you. I’d wager it’s more like 12 feet though.
|
|
|
Post by garyu on Jun 23, 2020 12:22:36 GMT
That is one effective way to ensure everyone stays at least 6 feet away from you. I’d wager it’s more like 12 feet though. More like 12 yards.
|
|
|
Post by lari on Jun 23, 2020 14:50:50 GMT
Except the police. Nude lives matter!
|
|