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Post by garyu on Feb 18, 2020 23:49:56 GMT
Just got back from Stan's office (don't ask) and he has 8 interns trying to figure out how to plug the fax machine in to the wall outlet. They almost had it figured out but they had to run to the store quickly to get a hammer, pliers, and a watermelon. Stay tuned for more breaking news... Somewhere Dale Tallon is grimacing.
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Post by Merpes on Feb 19, 2020 0:28:20 GMT
Constipation?
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Post by khawk20 on Feb 19, 2020 0:43:54 GMT
Watermelon bungs him up
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Post by jimc on Feb 19, 2020 5:19:56 GMT
RACISTS
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Post by brendan on Feb 19, 2020 6:05:48 GMT
Just got back from Stan's office (don't ask) and he has 8 interns trying to figure out how to plug the fax machine in to the wall outlet. They almost had it figured out but they had to run to the store quickly to get a hammer, pliers, and a watermelon. Stay tuned for more breaking news... how did u see all this from under the table working!?!?!
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Post by Pain101 on Feb 19, 2020 22:52:43 GMT
Per Wirtz Co. gag order I'm not at liberty to discuss further details...
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Post by khawk20 on Feb 20, 2020 2:46:53 GMT
Per Wirtz Co. gag order I'm not at liberty to discuss further details... It was big enough to gag on? That's kinda surprising with the lack of balls the office shows so often...
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Post by Pain101 on Feb 20, 2020 3:17:31 GMT
Per Wirtz Co. gag order I'm not at liberty to discuss further details... It was big enough to gag on? That's kinda surprising with the lack of balls the office shows so often... Hey now! I'm staying tight lipped on the subject!
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Post by Pain101 on Feb 20, 2020 3:23:00 GMT
Update today. Interns returned. They scheduled a flight from O'Hare to Midway but because of delays they waited for several hours before lifting off. They finally returned with the items (which didn't come with instructions) and misplaced the watermelon. They headed back out for duct tape. Nobody's seen the watermelon but Stan's walking around looking like a Kardashian. Who knows... Also Stan thinks he's going to move Bent Sopel at the deadline. I didn't have the heart to tell him!
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Post by garyu on Feb 20, 2020 5:48:12 GMT
Bring back Steve Poapst, and his old lady.
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Post by khawk20 on Feb 20, 2020 11:23:19 GMT
Ok Stan....embarrassed at home by the Rangers?
Get your fucking sell hat on and do NOT fuck it up!
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Post by garyu on Feb 20, 2020 13:50:30 GMT
Ok Stan....embarrassed at home by the Rangers? Get your fucking sell hat on and do NOT fuck it up! Good one.
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Post by Merpes on Feb 21, 2020 12:28:28 GMT
Need to lose against the Preds so Stan doesn’t get any other ideas.
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Post by tedbulley on Feb 21, 2020 17:51:57 GMT
Ondrej Kase to BOS for 1st-round pick, David Backes and prospect Axel Andersson.
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Post by Merpes on Feb 21, 2020 17:54:20 GMT
Sounds more like a move to clear salary for Boston for another bigger move.
Flip Kase and prospects to Hawks for Saad?
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