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Post by Merpes on Aug 27, 2019 12:32:10 GMT
Well I guess anal doesn’t work as birth control if you put it in the wrong hole. It was dark and I had a few too many white claws that night. Any pointers for a to be dad? R*****d sweater for the little tyke? Any volunteers to babysit?
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Post by garyu on Aug 27, 2019 13:52:09 GMT
Well I guess anal doesn’t work as birth control if you put it in the wrong hole. It was dark and I had a few too many white claws that night. Any pointers for a to be dad? R*****d sweater for the little tyke? Any volunteers to babysit? Don't worry, we'll find the guy.
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Post by dhull10 on Aug 27, 2019 17:05:31 GMT
Well I guess anal doesn’t work as birth control if you put it in the wrong hole. It was dark and I had a few too many white claws that night. Any pointers for a to be dad? R*****d sweater for the little tyke? Any volunteers to babysit? I love White Claws...
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Post by garyu on Aug 27, 2019 17:18:00 GMT
Well I guess anal doesn’t work as birth control if you put it in the wrong hole. It was dark and I had a few too many white claws that night. Any pointers for a to be dad? R*****d sweater for the little tyke? Any volunteers to babysit? JimC.
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Post by gadi on Aug 27, 2019 19:48:05 GMT
Is it too late to convince your lover to get an abortion? Because as the father of three boys that's my only advice.
Failing that, go out for a pack of cigarettes & never come back.
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Post by khawk20 on Aug 27, 2019 20:03:51 GMT
Ah the Muntz Method of child abandonment. ...ans Jim won't touch the babysitting until the kid is at least old enough to show disgust on its face. Just sayin'.
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Post by Merpes on Aug 27, 2019 21:46:21 GMT
Just so everyone is aware I’m going to compile these comments into a diary that this kid can read later on.
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Post by garyu on Aug 28, 2019 1:10:38 GMT
Just so everyone is aware I’m going to compile these comments into a diary that this kid can read later on. Serial Killer, Jr.
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Post by lari on Aug 28, 2019 2:11:55 GMT
You won't sleep at all for about three years. So get all the sleep you can before the little demon comes out.
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Post by brendan on Aug 28, 2019 8:32:32 GMT
congrats bud! best wishes!
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Post by dbc on Aug 28, 2019 12:16:59 GMT
Will she still work pregnant? She will be the classiest lady at "Classy Ladies". ( another Simpsons reference) Congratulations to both of you.
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Post by Merpes on Aug 28, 2019 12:30:24 GMT
Ok so far I’ve got either get an abortion or load up on Unisom to sleep through all the vomit and shit. I’m learning a lot.
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Post by Merpes on Aug 28, 2019 12:32:54 GMT
Will she still work pregnant? She will be the classiest lady at "Classy Ladies". ( another Simpsons reference) Congratulations to both of you. Yeah she will work until at least an arm is coming out of her. Then I will take the chain off her ankle so she can get out of the kitchen.
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Post by Merpes on Aug 28, 2019 12:34:16 GMT
Is it too late to convince your lover to get an abortion? Because as the father of three boys that's my only advice. Failing that, go out for a pack of cigarettes & never come back. What about a 6-pack of Mango White Claws? It’s what caused this in the first place.
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Post by garyu on Aug 28, 2019 14:30:39 GMT
Is it too late to convince your lover to get an abortion? Because as the father of three boys that's my only advice. Failing that, go out for a pack of cigarettes & never come back. What about a 6-pack of Mango White Claws? It’s what caused this in the first place. I gotta admit, you seem ready(?)...
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