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Post by gadi on Aug 28, 2019 21:33:06 GMT
Who cares what the excuse is. Get out now. You probably looked at Lari's comic and thought, "gosh it's funny because it's an exaggeration". But having witnessed projectile shitting on multiple occasions I can assure you it is not.
If there's one thing I can impress on people who are thinking of having kids or whatever it is DONT. Little kids are a suck, on your money, on your time with your special someone, on your time in general. Sure it'll be nice to have them throw me in a home once I start going downhill. I guess they'll keep me safe from the Death Panels. Maybe?
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Post by khawk20 on Aug 28, 2019 22:22:52 GMT
Alternately, they will be the first to call The Death Panels to sign you up.
This is why you should have two or three or seven...maybe one of them will grow up to be on your side in such matters!
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Post by Merpes on Aug 28, 2019 22:42:13 GMT
Ok so just to be safe all rooms should be covered in plastic sheets to clean up shit plus I have the option of suffocating myself when I give up.
For some reason Hawkdad’s house is the same way, but I didn’t notice any kids.
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Post by garyu on Aug 29, 2019 1:00:53 GMT
Who cares what the excuse is. Get out now. You probably looked at Lari's comic and thought, "gosh it's funny because it's an exaggeration". But having witnessed projectile shitting on multiple occasions I can assure you it is not. If there's one thing I can impress on people who are thinking of having kids or whatever it is DONT. Little kids are a suck, on your money, on your time with your special someone, on your time in general. Sure it'll be nice to have them throw me in a home once I start going downhill. I guess they'll keep me safe from the Death Panels. Maybe? So right. Just don't forget the projectile Vomitting, I love kids
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Post by lari on Aug 29, 2019 15:17:37 GMT
At least you will have proof you got laid.
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Post by garyu on Aug 29, 2019 15:31:45 GMT
At least you will have proof you got laid. That poor 'Woman'.
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Post by Merpes on Aug 29, 2019 20:10:05 GMT
Lights were off for a reason.
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Post by khawk20 on Aug 29, 2019 21:06:50 GMT
Lights were off for a reason. She insisted eh?
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Post by gadi on Aug 29, 2019 21:18:26 GMT
At least you will have proof you got laid. Bullshit. Feed19asaad could just be a cuckboi who likes watching his significant other get railed by some Chads.
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Post by garyu on Aug 30, 2019 1:00:51 GMT
Lights were off for a reason. She insisted eh? Partner: Is it in yet? Asaad: In yet? I'm Done!
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Post by garyu on Aug 30, 2019 1:01:21 GMT
At least you will have proof you got laid. Bullshit. Feed19asaad could just be a cuckboi who likes watching his significant other get railed by some Chads. HA!
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Post by lari on Aug 30, 2019 2:30:48 GMT
At least you will have proof you got laid. Bullshit. Feed19asaad could just be a cuckboi who likes watching his significant other get railed by some Chads. He was watching?! How rude to not even come and say hi.
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Post by Merpes on Aug 30, 2019 12:01:07 GMT
At least you will have proof you got laid. Bullshit. Feed19asaad could just be a cuckboi who likes watching his significant other get railed by some Chads. Pretty sure there were no Chads. There were quite a few Steve’s, but I can’t remember the names of the other 10 guys.
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Post by Merpes on Aug 30, 2019 12:03:31 GMT
Partner: Is it in yet? Asaad: In yet? I'm Done!
That’s why they invented lidocaine.
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Post by Merpes on Aug 30, 2019 12:04:57 GMT
Bullshit. Feed19asaad could just be a cuckboi who likes watching his significant other get railed by some Chads. He was watching?! How rude to not even come and say hi. Someone had to answer the door for the Uber Eats delivery.
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