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Post by Merpes on Dec 7, 2017 2:35:28 GMT
Last time the Hawks missed the playoffs was about the same time BHZ was still active, no? Things will get worse from here on out too for the Hawks. Let the dark ages commence!
Seriously though. Let me tell you how to fix the Hawks.
Shitcan both Stan and Q. They served their purpose, and I doubt Q wants to be around for a rebuild. If Stan doesn't know where babies come from, he isn't capable of building a roster from scratch.
Pulford rises from the ashes like a phoenix and is GM again. This guarantees that the Hawks will be picking in the top 3 for at least 3 out of the next 5 seasons.
The coach doesn't matter. Hire someone cheap to make Rocky happy. #billionzdon'tgoasfarastheyusedto
Your two most valuable trade chips are Crow and Saad. Picks, prospects, and filler contracts that expire within a year or two come back to Rockford.
Package Debrincat with Seabrook to get out from under that albatross. Hawks won't sniff the playoffs in the next 3-4 years easily so Debrincat is of no use to the franchise since his ELC will have expired two years from now. In fact, there isn't a single ELC on the team currently that will see the playoffs before they are on their 2nd possibly 3rd contract. Hawks need to get bad and hope that they get a bunch of young guns coming up at the same time to gel like the 2009 squad did.
Buy Icehogs season tickets and an iPass. That will be the best hockey IL has to offer for awhile.
Prosper.
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Post by jimc on Dec 7, 2017 2:55:52 GMT
I picked the wrong week to stop doing fentanyl
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Post by Merpes on Dec 7, 2017 3:04:53 GMT
Did you say fentANAL?
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Post by garyu on Dec 7, 2017 4:20:39 GMT
Jimi's fav personal injection area. Pry GM Tallon away from Florida...Make Billy Gardner(not likely to make a diff) Coach.
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Post by lari on Dec 7, 2017 8:12:07 GMT
Sign Iginla to a 6 year deal. Then win more Cups. Then maybe extend Rozsival. Trade for Versteeg, too.
There. Sorted.
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Post by jimc on Dec 7, 2017 12:15:30 GMT
What about give Sharp a ridiculous contract, then make a horrid trade to dump that contract, then completely mismanage the assets you get in return for Sharp and the promising young prospect you dumped...then re-sign a clearly washed-up and worthless Sharp. Bickell, rinse, repeat. THEN, trade away your best defensive dman for a pylon...and no cap savings. Howsabout trading your best PP weapon for a guy you originally were too incompetent to sign to an extension, so you dumped him for a 3rd line C, who you then immediately overpaid (sight unseen) and an AHL scrub who was 'already better than Saad' Finally, replace 4 dmen from last years bed-shitting d corps with guys who are all WORSE...
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Post by khawk20 on Dec 7, 2017 13:24:24 GMT
I heart this thread.
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Post by jimc on Dec 7, 2017 14:07:19 GMT
Oh... Did anyone mention squandering a 2nd rd pick on David Rundblad...or 3rd rounder on Tomas Jurco? Just wonderin'
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Post by Merpes on Dec 7, 2017 14:11:14 GMT
Bring back Corman and Morelli. That's when you know the Hawks have hit bottom.
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Post by Merpes on Dec 7, 2017 14:14:55 GMT
Sign Iginla to a 6 year deal. Then win more Cups. Then maybe extend Rozsival. Trade for Versteeg, too. There. Sorted. You forgot to bring Sopel out of retirement.
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Post by jimc on Dec 7, 2017 14:31:51 GMT
Make sure he has access to the Dolph and Judge corporate card...
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Post by khawk20 on Dec 7, 2017 14:39:26 GMT
Oh... Did anyone mention squandering a 2nd rd pick on David R******d...or 3rd rounder on Tomas Jurco? Just wonderin' Filter, dammit! I don't want my hives coming back...
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Post by garyu on Dec 7, 2017 15:20:47 GMT
What about give Sharp a ridiculous contract, then make a horrid trade to dump that contract, then completely mismanage the assets you get in return for Sharp and the promising young prospect you dumped...then re-sign a clearly washed-up and worthless Sharp. Bickell, rinse, repeat. THEN, trade away your best defensive dman for a pylon...and no cap savings. Howsabout trading your best PP weapon for a guy you originally were too incompetent to sign to an extension, so you dumped him for a 3rd line C, who you then immediately overpaid (sight unseen) and an AHL scrub who was 'already better than Saad' Finally, replace 4 dmen from last years bed-shitting d corps with guys who are all WORSE... Ridiculous! Who would do all that???
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Post by jimc on Dec 7, 2017 16:08:04 GMT
Same guy who cant use a quote function?
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Post by khawk20 on Dec 7, 2017 16:31:02 GMT
bahahaha
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