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Post by jimc on Jan 11, 2018 17:08:33 GMT
Hawks are nowhere near the 10 youngest teams and are above the league average...keep spinning...uncle John wants you behind the WGN intermission desk!
MARRY ME KANER!!!!!
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Post by Pez68 on Jan 11, 2018 17:19:34 GMT
Spin? It's simple fucking math. It isn't my fault you are too retarded to understand that counting two old ass mother fuckers that are on LTIR, and don't play for the Hawks anymore, in their average age, massively skews that age.
26.6. That's the age of their active roster. Why don't you compare that with everyone else and let me know where it falls? Because I already know where it falls.
Who are the top 10 youngest teams in the NHL, and what are their average ages?
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Post by jimc on Jan 11, 2018 17:40:58 GMT
And you want to count a bunch of AHL trash placeholders like Kampf and Jurco and Kempny as actual players? Knock yourself out. That is not their roster for the year...just a snapshot in time...theor roster is in the top 10 oldest...period.
Be my guest. Keep kidding yourself...like whem you tell people youre into broads.
If it means that much to you to pretend stan is some sort of competemt GM, then have at it.
Is there one top half of the roster player in all those amazing kids stan has seasoned the roster woth? I think maybe ADB...maube Schmaltz...that's it. You stupid fuckikg rube.
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Post by jimc on Jan 11, 2018 17:46:02 GMT
Also...have you figured out that a guy who is, say 25 years and 11 months old does not count as 25...you have to average the months as well...
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Post by soccer24 on Jan 11, 2018 18:23:44 GMT
Keep kidding yourself...like whem you tell people youre into broads. It's like a tell of his when things are going south in an argument for him.
Pez, I think the only thing I'd wonder (not that I really care much about this debate topic at all) you are making manual adjustments for the Hawks because of Rozy and Hossa, I wonder what adjustments might need to be made for some of the other teams. it probably doesn't change things too terribly though.
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Post by jimc on Jan 11, 2018 18:39:25 GMT
The tables i provided dont use either rozy or hossa
What pez is doing currently is stupid.you can look at the team and see where they srarted, then again at the end of the year and see where they ended up...trying to manipulate numbers to get them 'into the top 10' for 2 weeks in january is idiotic...but it figures that woukd get soccer all wet.
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Post by Pez68 on Jan 11, 2018 19:06:21 GMT
You really are a gigantic fucking homophobe, aren't you? Or just in denial over your love of sucking cock?
Those links absolutely DO use Rozy and Hossa. It's the only way to mathematically get the Hawks to that mystical 27.685 number.
I'm not manipulating any numbers. Rozy and Hossa will not play for the Hawks this season. Why, exactly, would they count in the average age of the team?
Artem Anisimov 29 Vinnie Hino 23 Nick Schmaltz 21 Jonathan Toews 29 Tommy Wingels 29 Lance Bouma 27 Brandon Saad 25 Patrick Sharp 36 Alex DeBrincat 20 Anthony Duclair 22 Ryan Hartman 23 Tomas Jurco 25 David Kampf 22 Patrick Kane 29 Gustav Forsling 21 Erik Gustafsson 25 Duncan Keith 34 Michal Kempny 27 Connor Murphy 24 Jordan Oesterle 25 Jan Rutta 27 Brent Seabrook 32 Corey Crawford 33 Anton Forsberg 25 Jeff Glass 32
665/25 = 26.6
Let's assume a healthy roster, shall we? Anisimov and Crawford are activated off IR. Glass(32) and Jurco(25) go back down to Rockford. Roster is at 23.
(665-57)/23 = 26.434
Even younger. I'm not manipulating anything here. Again, simple math. And I'm the fucking rube?
It's really OK Jim. If I had to live in Canada, hide in the closet, and was a fan of Montreal, I'd probably be a pessimistic, unobjective, look at the world glass half empty, miserable son of a bitch too. But, thankfully, my life is good.
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Post by jimc on Jan 11, 2018 19:44:49 GMT
Have to live in canada...the place with a much better standard of living....and youre in fucking ILLINOIS of all places. And you have a caricature for a fucking president....i am sure you voted for him.
You have a cute screen name...is that what your hockey buddies named you, because your head goes up and down in the shower like a fucking pez dispenser??
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Post by jimc on Jan 11, 2018 19:45:39 GMT
Also...how many teams have 25 man rosters?? You fucking simpleton
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Post by garyu on Jan 11, 2018 19:46:21 GMT
Have to live in canada...the place with a much better standard of living....and youre in fucking ILLINOIS of all places. And you have a caricature for a fucking president....i am sure you voted for him. You have a cute screen name...is that what your hockey buddies named you, because your head goes up and down in the shower like a fucking pez dispenser?? I'm moving up there in July, for obvious reasons.
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Post by Pez68 on Jan 11, 2018 19:55:51 GMT
Also...how many teams have 25 man rosters?? You fucking simpleton Reading is hard. Canada sucks. I have family near Kitchener. Granted, Illinois also sucks, but at least here beer doesn't cost $25 a case(these are the important things in life, Jim). I also don't have to get on a waiting list for medical care, when I fuck up my knee in the shower. The assclown president is just too easy. Be more creative. Like the pez dispenser one. That was good.
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Post by jimc on Jan 11, 2018 20:08:33 GMT
kitchener...that is far too close to cambridge...why are you fucking your knee up in the shower?
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Post by jimc on Jan 11, 2018 20:10:15 GMT
Artem Anisimov 29 and 8 mos Vinnie Hino 23 and 9 mos Nick Schmaltz 21 and 11 mos Jonathan Toews 29 and 9 mos Tommy Wingels 29 and 9 mos Lance Bouma 27 and 10 mos Brandon Saad 25 and 3 mos Patrick Sharp 36 and 1 mo Alex DeBrincat 20 and 1 mo Anthony Duclair 22 and 5 mos Ryan Hartman 23 and 4 mos David Kampf 22 and 12 mos Patrick Kane 29 and 2 mos Gustav Forsling 21 and 7 mos Erik Gustafsson 25 and 10 mos Duncan Keith 34 and 6 mos Michal Kempny 27 and 4 mos Connor Murphy 24 and 10 mos Jordan Oesterle 25 and 7 mos Jan Rutta 27 and 6 mos Brent Seabrook 32 and 9 mos Corey Crawford 33 and 1 mo Anton Forsberg 25 and 2 mos
608 + 12.2 = 620.2/23 = 26.96
and now I'm tired
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Post by Pez68 on Jan 11, 2018 20:14:16 GMT
kitchener...that is far too close to cambridge...why are you fucking your knee up in the shower? Being the pez dispenser? I figured you would get that one. lol
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Post by jimc on Jan 11, 2018 20:17:41 GMT
you made my brain hurt doing all that math...its your fault
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